If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

Christmas has passed therefore, I am now terribly depressed. I was sick the entire holiday! Not only that but we had a Texas style blizzard with the possibility of more snow tomorrow.

Hey, good-lookin'! What ya got cookin'! How about cookin' something up with me?...

So, today was my first day back at work. I made $80.00 which is good for our store, it's isn't in the busiest of locations. Anyhow, we're having a Christmas party on Sunday, today, and I've decided to make an awesome cake. It's red and green mixed all crazy like with fluffy white icing. Yay cake!

Back to the point of the post. While making the cake I decided to watch "The Hangover". It's a very, very funny movie (not as funny as the Judd Apatow and Seth Rogan movies but funny none the less). Boy howdy, Bradley Cooper is super good-lookin'! He has great eyes and and fantastic smile. I melt a little.

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better...

Christmas from my mommy and daddy!
I believe that my little brother is right to call me a label whore to be quite honest with you. I love them. I love my Coach purses and my D&G sunglasses. I would kill (no, not really) for Louboutins and some Brian Atwoods. I love Herve Leger and Marc Jacobs. There designs are all so beautiful! I just can't afford them, especially since I might be going to Prague next summer for field school. Oh, well. One day, one day.

My give-a-damn's busted...

As this semester draws ever so much nearer to its conclusion, I can say but only one thing...THANK GOD! I have nearly lost my sanity trying to coexist with the people around me. My living situation has proven itself to be less than desirable but, like a kidney stone, it will pass. Until it rears its terrifying head again next January that is. Therefore, this might be my last post from my dank and depressing dorm for I shall return home tomorrow "to the place where I belong". Again, thank God!

I went out on a limb & fell out of the family tree...

I have just finished my final for Psychological and Medical Anthropology...I LOVED that class. Now I just have to do the final for Physical Anthropology, turn in a 10-15 page paper for Gilded Age and Progressivism on Wednesday and take my Spanish final on Thursday. Oh, and pack all of my clothing and valuables to return home for my wonderful Christmas Break. Just two days till I get to go home!

**UPDATE** just finished my final! One paper and one final left!

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills...

I am truly excited about an opportunity that has been opened up to me. I just found out last week that I have a chance to go to the Czech Republic for an archaeological field school! How exciting is that? What makes the opportunity even better (as if it were possible) is the fact that we will have the rights to excavate human remains!

The friend of one of my professors is heading up the excavation and he opened it up to her students as well! Heck yeah! How often, as an under grad will I be given an opportunity as such? Try never!

How can I miss you if you won't go away...

At 1:00 PM Central time I have my first final of the semester. I am so excited that it's almost over! Although the time seems to have gone by quickly, at times, I never thought that it would end. This class definitely seemed as though it would last forever, it was ALL lecture. Dr. Malpass stood (or sat) and talked for 1hour and fifteen minutes twice a week. You couldn't be late or you had to sit by the door and we have to turn in our handwritten notes or we fail the semester. How about that? I need to sell back my books. I think that I'll do it on Wednesday.

**UPDATE** It is now 3:17 and a little more than an hour ago I finished the bloody thing. Thank God Almighty that I'm through with that class. Never to return. I like Dr. Malpass, she's truly entertaining and interesting, but I hate straight lecture classes.

All My Exes Live In Texas...

I have never held an interest to any degree in the adventures of Sherlock Holmes however, I will most definitely be seeing the new movie. Would you like to know why? See the picture. Well, the first part of the picture anyhow. I'm not too big a fan of Jude Law. I did like him in The Holiday though. On the other hand, I will watch anything that has Robert Downey Jr. in it. I don't care what it is. If he's in it, I'm there. I just thought of something terribly naughty (college science class related).

Anyhow, I am tired of American Idol. I just saw a commercial for it. That show lost its novelty after the first three seasons or so. It's just stupid. Most of the people who won have become forgotten. What happened to Fantasia and Reuben Studdard and Diana Digarmo? Who knows.

Bubba shot the jukebox...

Hello! I just returned from a Wal*Mart excursion with my room mate Liz. It was pleasant. When we returned to the dorm she told me that one of our suitemates may not be returning next semester. I am almost glad. I don't think that makes me a bad person though, just honest. Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase on Angel said it best, "I think it, I say it. That's my way." Never ask me if I think what you're wearing is stupid or ugly, the answer will almost ALWAYS be yes.

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me...

The Insider reports that CSI: Miami's Jonathan Togo was arrested on Saturday in Los Angeles for domestic violence for which he was charged with felony domestic violence and is being held on $50,000 bail. Hopefully an investigation into the claim will prove it to be false.

>>Click on picture for confirmation.

I'm Drinkin Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)...

THIS is what I want for Christmas! I'm pretty sure that it is the greatest thing I've ever seen - along with several truly awesome shirts. I think that it's only right for everyone to know just how much smarter than them I am.

All you have to do to purchase is click on it and it'll take you right to the page! Yay for anthropology!

Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)...

My room mate is gone for the day and I have no clue as to where she is and to be quite frank, I'm okay with that. I do know that she will be leaving on either Tuesday or Wednesday of next week. Preferably Tuesday so I can have no interruptions while studying for my Spanish test. I don't know why I am even bothering to study as I will most likely be failing that class anyway, for it is evil, but it would be best that I give it a fair shot.

I read on the internet last night about a supposedly hilarious viral video called "Scarlet Takes a Tumble" so I made my way to YouTube and typed it in. Oh mah goodness! I can honestly say that I felt no remorse for laughing at the girl as she shouldn't have been on top of that poor table to begin with. In one of the response videos a fellow watching it says that the table is "crying". I just might have to agree with him.

Anyhow. Just five days until I get to go home! It will be the best day ever (cue SpongeBob). I still need to decide what I want for Christmas from the lucky family member who drew my name...

I'll come up with something!

You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'...

It's finally the end of the semester and I've never been so excited in my life. Actually, that's a blatant lie. I was more excited than this when I found Converse Chuck Taylors covered in silver glitter, and that's the truth - sad as that may be. However, it is still a fantastic thing. You have no idea. Really.

Hopefully winter break will not go by too fast because I most certainly am tired of going class. Unfortunately I still have a million years of school ahead of me as I decided to become an anthropologist. Any job I hope to have requires at least a Masters degree. Soooo much work ahead for me! I hate being a grown up. Actually, I really want to be out of here because I miss having an ample amount of personal space.

Anyhow, I'm excited about going back to work over the break even if it is for only a month. I like those people, at least the ones that I know - we have such a high turnover. It's still a good time besides the fact. El Chico fantastico! It's the only place that I've ever worked so I've worked there forever. It'll be a sad day when I finally escape :)

Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure that I've run out of boring things to talk about now. I need a chiropractor! Actually I need my chiropractor.

What do I want for Christmas??